Friday, November 18, 2011

How did we end up in November?

To start, I love Anderson Cooper 360's Ridiculist. Just my personal opinion.

Anyhow, I've been trying my best to enjoy my days off, but between the arrival of 25 baby chicks and a really bad recurring case of insomnia, it's been a tad difficult. However, there have been some good points, such as spending time with Robby and playing Modern Warfare 3 on a 30 foot movie theater screen.

Yes, I played Modern Warfare 3 on a movie theater screen. Be envious. Man, could you imagine Skyrim on that? but I digress.

So to start, my mom received her order of baby chicks yesterday. Don't get me wrong, they're incredibly adorable, but they're somewhat high maintenance. It also doesn't help that they're sharing the room with very angry jealous adult chickens. For those that don't know, if the chicks aren't with their mom, it's not like another chicken will adopt them. They'll eat them. There's a reason that chickens are reminiscent of velociraptors.

The odd colored one on the far left has been dubbed Hernando Cortez. Hey, at least the chickens have original names here.

Anyhow, to the second point, I saw the boyfriend for the first extended period of time since September the other day. That's pretty demented, I'll even say that. However, it wasn't from a lack of trying, our schedules just did not mesh. but it was nice to see him, I will say that.

And sidenote, how in God's name did we get to the end of November? The idea of Thanksgiving on Thursday is blowing my mind, so in a way, I'm happy that I'm working that day. Time is just flying by too fast. My seasonal clock is back in April, even with it snowing outside right now. Before you know it, the 2012 end-of-the-world parties will be around the corner.

I really hope I'm not the only one who feels this way. Maybe the whole not sleeping thing is affecting my brain negatively. However, I have been mildly productive during my sleepless nights:

I've been reading "The World Is Flat" by Thomas Friedman. And it's making me want to take as much Chinese as possible, since America is not making good life choices. Sorry, pizza is NOT a vegetable.

I've used gift cards that I've been hoarding. So I got a perfume sampler pack from Sephora, since living in the boonies limits your scent options...you know there will be a blog post on that, c'mon.

And, I've been looking at internships. If I could get one at MSNBC or CNN, that would be amazing. I just have to be back at Plymouth...so that's in the pipeline for the summer potentially. Of course, that would probably mean that I'd have to watch what I write, which would kind of be sad. But still, the opportunity would be amazing.

Anyhow, I am going to attempt to sleep tonight and I need to get pellets for the stove. But, I leave you with a cute animal picture to ponder.


Saturday, November 12, 2011

Pinot Grigio and Sleep Deprivation...Great combination for Blogging!

Howdy everyone, happy weekend!

Hope everyone had a great Friday. I spent it waiting on fundamental christians. They were nice and tipped well...but they were dissing me every 5 seconds with their whole "Catholics don't believe in Christ" crap. Oh well, if you smile and bear it, they love you and tip well...Hell yeah, cheers to milking the system.

But anyhow, I made money, and that's something good, considering I need to bank moola...for things..and stuff...and coffee...god, I need coffee in my life. But for the most part, I need money for school...and it won't be UMass.

That's right folks, I told UMass Amherst no thanks. I mean, when the cost of attendance it close to $40,000 a year, that's a hefty risk to potentially not have a job when I graduate...and owe over $100,000 in loans.

Yeah, screw that shit.

So, that being said, it looks like I'll be going back to Plymouth in the spring, albeit not living in Plymouth. I'll be commuting from Lancaster, at least for one semester(don't be hating, I like making money, free rent and good food). After that, Plymouth will be getting my presence on a pretty permanent basis.

Anyhow, I can see that the quality of my writing is hitting the shitter, so with that, I bid you all a goodnight...and remember, if you smile and act overbearingly happy, people will love you and pay you...Damn, that almost sounds like the racket prostitutes have...